BelowDeckMed: Never Stew Much

At long last Kelli makes a waffle on Real Housewives of Atlanta, and just when it was safe to go to Williams Sonoma, in walks a messy man ready to stir up trouble for Angela. Meanwhile, Brit goes to the gutter during a fight about glam. To watch this as a video recap, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

It’s an epic episode of The Valley: Jax returns home only to be mocked by Zack and served by the courts. We could want nothing less. Listen to our Love Island bonus episodes and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for our final Seattle and LA tour dates on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com

In the midst of their feud, Larsa and Lisa head to Milan on The Real Housewives of Miami for fashion week. Meanwhile at home Alexia circles the wagons and shares more about her relationship with Todd.

For a moment we feel bad for Charlie on Next Gen NYC when he has to sit through an awkward and cringey lunch with Seth. But whatever glimmers of goodwill we feel rapidly evaporate after he makes microaggressions towards Riley and doesn’t even feel bad about it. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for our final Seattle and LA tour dates on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com

It’s the big one! A five day charter on Below Deck threatens to unravel the crew, and with a gaggle of gay porn stars on board, there will be tears, panic attacks, and lube stains. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com