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Toya and Eugene fight at their own party on this week’s Married To Medicine. Don’t worry. It turns out it’s Heavenly’s fault. Ah well. What a waste of a Hobby Lobby cherry blossom tree. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

This is part two of a two-part recap! Stacey’s potato salad isn’t appreciated at the Real Housewives of Potomac pot luck, but Charisse brought something for Ashley to salivate over. Her son. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

This is part one of a two-part recap Stacey’s potato salad isn’t appreciated at the Real Housewives of Potomac pot luck, but Charisse brought something for Ashley to salivate over. Her son. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

Its speed dating week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Douchebags abound. Then it’s off to a money talk lunch where Dorit festers on her marriage and realizes how unprepared she is for PK’s games. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

This is part 2 of a two-part recap Pool time on Southern Charm. Craig throws a party without a woman’s touch, which leads to a bunch of leaky noodles and people going home early. Venita exploits someone’s vagina, and Molly lets Salley have it. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.