Vermeer, Vinegar & Very Bad Boyfriends

This week on The Creep Dive, it's a buffet of the bizarre: severed toes in ritual boxes, piglets with faces, and the return of the man who shagged a seagull. Jen relives her worm trauma, Cassie makes a public service announcement for maggot fans, and Sophie shares the story of the woman who took a metal-core butt plug into an MRI machine... with disastrous results. We’ve got baby pigs washing up in the Philippines with faces, lobsters in Air Max, skeletons in wetsuits, and a skipping cat man terrorizing a UK beach town. Plus: a feel-good Aussie lotto tale with an actual twist ending that’ll have you questioning the laws of luck. All that, and lots (and lots) of bum talk. 👉 Want to listen ad-free, get early episodes, and support our disgusting habits? Join us on Patreon.com/TheCreepDive 💕 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Sophie’s “in prison” (allegedly), Cassie’s back from bum chaos, and we spiral into everything from weaver fish attacks on Irish beaches to the quicksand that will kill you, the lake that silently murdered thousands, a snake-handling cult that won’t stop dying, and why Bigfoot is basically a daddy issue. It’s a hot mess of creeps, chaos, and killer nature – just how we like it. Want the full episode ad-free, bonus creeps, and behind-the-scenes of Sophie’s “jail time”? 👉 patreon.com/thecreepdive Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cassie’s out sick (we send love!), but the chaos continues. This week on The Creep Dive, Jen and Sophie spiral from baby oil conspiracies to freak-off updates in the Diddy trial (guilty, somewhat), before tumbling into the mind-bending saga of Velocity Gnome: a multi-year prank that turned one man’s life into a real-life sci-fi opera, complete with shadowy quests, secret codes, and a rock musical about him—without his consent. It’s creepy, hilarious, and peak internet. ✨ Get this episode ad-free plus hundreds of exclusive bonus episodes on Patreon: patreon.com/thecreepdive. Support the pod, never be without creep, and join our deeply unserious but dedicated cult. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, the girls go deep into the seedy underbelly of the internet: Tattle Life. From anonymous trolls with vendettas to the shocking unmasking of the man behind it all—this is a dive into digital drama, online cruelty, and the £1 million lawsuit that might finally bring it all down. Featuring influencer chaos, Clemmie Hooper’s meltdown, and a philosophical rant about capitalism (obviously). Want it ad-free? Support us on Patreon and get this episode plus loads more: www.patreon.com/thecreepdive Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on The Creep Dive, Jen takes us deep into the intoxicating mystery of the Voynich Manuscript. Is it a 600-year-old coded guide to female health? A Renaissance troll’s masterpiece? Or the deranged scribblings of a time traveller off their tits on medieval mushrooms? With baffling botany, star signs that don’t match our skies, and naked women passing herbs in goo pools—this manuscript has the CIA, codebreakers and creeps everywhere stumped. Also: monkey abductions, meth raccoons, and an empanada-fuelled gang massacre. Get this episode sans ads plus hundreds of exclusive episodes every Thursday over on patreon.com/thecreepdive. It's creepier, cleaner, and definitely more unhinged in there. Come join us. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.