The Creep Dive

This week: an AI girlfriend dumps her human boyfriend (correctly), a German celebrity finds herself at the centre of a deeply unsettling AI deepfake scandal that’s now causing protests and legal fallout, a billionaire dies in circumstances that feel… a bit Succession, and we meet a footballer who simply never played football but still lived the full lifestyle. Honestly, reality is hanging on by a thread. Listen ad-free and dive into 600+ extra episodes here: 👉 https://www.patreon.com/thecreepdive Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

He wasn’t escaping jail. He was sneaking into one. This week we cover the absolutely unhinged true story of a prison reform star who broke into a brand-new prison and hid loaded weapons in the walls like some sort of deeply traumatised Batman. Listen ad free on Patreon: www.patreon.com/thecreepdive Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A shirtless tourist tries to kidnap a flamingo from a Las Vegas casino and somehow that’s only the beginning. This week the gals dive into the absolute animal chaos of Vegas: the bizarre story of the Flamingo Hotel heist, the shocking truth behind a famous Vegas show featuring dancing orangutans, and Elvis Presley’s pet chimp who developed a taste for whiskey and started attacking guests at Graceland. Meanwhile Cassie brings the darkness with the horrifying story of a French doctor who preyed on Jewish people trying to escape during WWII. Flamingos, primates, Vegas madness and wartime monsters... just another normal week on The Creep Dive. 🎟️ Come see us live at The Laughter Lounge on March 26: https://laughterlounge.com/products/creep-dive-live-thursday-19th-february-2026?srsltid=AfmBOoq1p_wKwo9PP6qbhTD6iOb8E8AfLtQpQNkUPtVN1NePl7u45Hvl 🖤 Listen ad-free and get bonus eps on our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thecreepdive Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We start with the moment that detonated live television a BAFTAs broadcast that spiralled into shock, silence, and the fastest PR scramble in recent memory. What happens when something uncontrollable collides with a room full of cameras? Who takes responsibility? And why did the beep button seemingly clock out early? Then we wade into royal territory custody, consequences, and that now-iconic photograph that launched a thousand memes. Is this a turning point for accountability or just another chapter in the long tradition of power protecting itself? Over in the U.S., things are somehow even more unhinged. We look at escalating political theatre, deranged call-ins, and the growing sense that reality itself is buffering. And finally — the story that feels like it was generated by an AI trained exclusively on dystopia the 21-baby surrogacy mansion case. What was happening inside that house? How does something like that go undetected? And what does it say about wealth, control, and the commodification of bodies? It’s a packed episode. It’s bleak. It’s chaotic. Want this episode ad-free — plus one exclusive extra episode every single week where we’re looser, gooser and occasionally legally riskier? Join us on Patreon: 👉 patreon.com/thecreepdive Come for the ad-free feed. Stay for the unhinged bonus chaos. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Winter Olympics are in full swing and so is Trump—ripping into US athletes for daring to have opinions, while Jen enters just ONE sport: Dick Watch. We unpack the cursed saga of Penisgate in ski jumping (tight suits, crotch “adjustments,” and the alleged evolution into injectables), plus the tragic beauty of a sport where everyone flies like a terrified ironing board. Then we pivot because of course we do into the Epstein mire: why Keir Starmer is getting dragged for “the system,” why Peter Mandelson is the eternal shadow in the room, and why this whole story feels like respectability laundering with a side of panic. And finally… we go properly bleak with 764: the online cult started by teens targeting teens, coercing kids into self-harm, cruelty, and blackmail—an internet horror that will make you want to superglue your children’s thumbs together. **Quick trigger warning: the segment at 29min discusses online child exploitation, coercive control, self-harm and animal cruelty. Skip ahead if you need to. 🎧 Listen ad-free + get bonus episodes on Patreon: patreon.com/thecreepdive 🎟️ Come see us LIVE — Thursday, February 19th at The Laughter Lounge, Dublin: laughterlounge.com/products/creep-dive-live-thursday-19th-february-2026  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.