Let us Linkedin Translate for you!
18 March - 4 minsIt’s the day after St. Patrick’s Day and Dave & Fionnuala are feeling low… but unfortunately, work still exists. So they bring in a “LinkedIn speak” translator to help you say what you really mean, the Irish way, without getting hauled into HR.
“I couldn’t be arsed” becomes “prioritising my bandwidth for higher impact strategic initiatives.” Dying hungover? You’re “recalibrating after a high-engagement networking event.”
It gets filthier from there: how do you professionally announce you’ve just had a massive shite… or that you’ve left your wife of 15 years for someone younger?