The World’s Most Boring Man Just Did The Most Stressful Thing Possible

We start with the moment that detonated live television a BAFTAs broadcast that spiralled into shock, silence, and the fastest PR scramble in recent memory. What happens when something uncontrollable collides with a room full of cameras? Who takes responsibility? And why did the beep button seemingly clock out early? Then we wade into royal territory custody, consequences, and that now-iconic photograph that launched a thousand memes. Is this a turning point for accountability or just another chapter in the long tradition of power protecting itself? Over in the U.S., things are somehow even more unhinged. We look at escalating political theatre, deranged call-ins, and the growing sense that reality itself is buffering. And finally — the story that feels like it was generated by an AI trained exclusively on dystopia the 21-baby surrogacy mansion case. What was happening inside that house? How does something like that go undetected? And what does it say about wealth, control, and the commodification of bodies? It’s a packed episode. It’s bleak. It’s chaotic. Want this episode ad-free — plus one exclusive extra episode every single week where we’re looser, gooser and occasionally legally riskier? Join us on Patreon: 👉 patreon.com/thecreepdive Come for the ad-free feed. Stay for the unhinged bonus chaos. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Winter Olympics are in full swing and so is Trump—ripping into US athletes for daring to have opinions, while Jen enters just ONE sport: Dick Watch. We unpack the cursed saga of Penisgate in ski jumping (tight suits, crotch “adjustments,” and the alleged evolution into injectables), plus the tragic beauty of a sport where everyone flies like a terrified ironing board. Then we pivot because of course we do into the Epstein mire: why Keir Starmer is getting dragged for “the system,” why Peter Mandelson is the eternal shadow in the room, and why this whole story feels like respectability laundering with a side of panic. And finally… we go properly bleak with 764: the online cult started by teens targeting teens, coercing kids into self-harm, cruelty, and blackmail—an internet horror that will make you want to superglue your children’s thumbs together. **Quick trigger warning: the segment at 29min discusses online child exploitation, coercive control, self-harm and animal cruelty. Skip ahead if you need to. 🎧 Listen ad-free + get bonus episodes on Patreon: patreon.com/thecreepdive 🎟️ Come see us LIVE — Thursday, February 19th at The Laughter Lounge, Dublin: laughterlounge.com/products/creep-dive-live-thursday-19th-february-2026  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Part 2 of our Black Dahlia deep dive: we pick up where Part 1 left off and barrel through the decades of suspects, misinformation, and “lone woman murders” around post-war LA… before pivoting north to the Zodiac the ultimate attention-seeking neckbeard killer and the wild new theory linking the two cases via a recently cracked cipher, a suspicious alias, and a creepy little “deathbed” sketch that may as well be screaming I DID IT. PART 1 ON OUR PATREON - extra weekly episode and ad free enjoyment here !! https://www.patreon.com/thecreepdive Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Creep love is in the air: we’ve got creeps who met through totes and Tinder, Trump nipping into Venezuela for a quick kidnap, Blackwater’s rent-a-war madness, eBay execs losing the run of themselves and a haunted bra for dessert. Listen ad-free and get an extra episode every week (plus first dibs on our Meat Creep Valentine’s show tickets) over on Patreon: patreon.com/thecreepdive. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s the Christmas edition, which means: stop buying shite, your presence is the present and now let’s immediately ruin the vibes. We’re unpacking the Epstein files “release” (heavy redactions, missing footage, photos of powerful men lounging with very young-looking women), the mass shooting at Brown, and the targeted killing of an MIT nuclear plasma physicist that has the internet whispering “assassination” (and Reddit out-detectiving law enforcement). Then we spiral into Candace Owens’ ongoing Erica Kirk/Charlie Kirk conspiracy saga, before landing in absolute devastation: the murder of director Rob Reiner and his wife Michelle found the next day by their daughter and Trump’s genuinely unhinged statement that somehow turns it into an OKR celebration for America’s “golden age.” Merry Christmas! Want something lighter? We can’t promise that but we can promise more: Patreon this week includes a disappearance, plus survival horrors involving ants and a maggot-filled leg situation. Listen ad-free + get bonus episodes on Patreon:patreon.com/thecreepdive Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.