MBMBaM 661: Billionaire Beyblades

We crawled out of the Other Worlds to bring you this show LIVE from Columbus, OH. It's a weird and wonderful show full of colorful mascots, colorful gyms, mysterious flesh wounds, and Travis giving actually very good advice that fixes everything. Suggested taking points: Alien Shit for Big Boys to Swing On, Late-Stage Beatle, Blood-Emitting Sections of the Body, Incognito Gnome, Scuber Mascot Madness slides: https://www.themcelroy.family/content/uploads/2025/06/Mascot-Madness_-University-Edition.pdf Transgender Law Center: https://transgenderlawcenter.org/

A sign has come from above in the form of mysterious lawn scooters, so we got the ZOOMIES! We’re running around to Ghostbust some bugs, spin some spin-offs, and lift some dads, all fueled by taco chicken nuggets. Suggested talking points: Raspberry City, Sneaky Grinders, Maximum Frasier, Their Muscles are Dough, Absence is Noted and Suspicious Transgender Law Center: https://transgenderlawcenter.org/

We’re all very excited to play with our Magic Baby Mario Egg machines. But first we gotta answer some questions about karate peer pressure, bird perverts, and why Justin has Green Day stuck on his screen. Suggested talking points: Baby Under Baby, Blessed are the Speedy, The Donut is the Glottis, Birds are Easy to Lie About, Don't Doxx Daddy Transgender Law Center: https://transgenderlawcenter.org/

No, it's not a surreal dream, it's MBMBaM live in Grand Rapids, Michigan! We're taking questions about lawn mowers, arguments about states, blood pacts to Lucifer, rhyming schemes about animals, and the first and only Missed Connections. Suggested talking points: Old Mean Eating Cereal Experience, Paul the Wall A Stronger Paul, Just the Hat, Fuck Off King, Whippin' Shitties, Ashes to Ashes Dew to Dew, Chilli-Based Scheme Transgender Law Center: https://transgenderlawcenter.org/

You’ll get the sacred gems if you solve this riddle! One of the brothers always is funny, one of the brothers is always picking locks, and one of the brothers is a pirate cosplayer. Okay, they’re actually dragon-grilled mozzarella sticks, not gems. And we can’t actually guarantee you’ll get them, but you might! Maybe. If the dragon is willing to share. Suggested talking points: Subcutaneous Garage, More Toon Than Man, Free Giraffe Looks, Carrots on Pizza is an Affront to God, Trucknutz and Gronk Center for Reproductive Rights: https://reproductiverights.org/