MBMBaM 588: Swamp Cats and Dorfs

Introducing TravNation points, which can be exchanged for prizes! You earn points by doing things like slyly learning to ride a unicycle, dressing up a concrete goose, and gushin’ up those lanternflies. Sorry, there are not enough hacky sacks to go around, those are first come, first served. Suggested talking points: Two Ears and One Mouth, You Miss All the Pigs You Don't Buy, Living Cheesily, Words That are CGI'd In Border Angels: https://www.borderangels.org/

We’re in the scary months, no thanks to Greek emperor Augustus. But it’s the perfect time to cozy up and exchange silly jokes about supernatural creatures like Mobius, Manbat, and The Rockscar. Suggested talking points: Batapp, Dracula Hates Sans Serifs, Jeff Boy-R-Dee, Acrustus Caesar, The Traving Machine Equality Florida: https://www.eqfl.org/

Live from the Paramount Theater in Austin, Texas we’re playing new games and doling out wisdom about trampoline time, garbanzo beans, and knife-sharpening machines! Suggested talking points: Zero Degrees to Natalie Portman, Tramposition, The President of Basketball, Loose Knives, Legal Rock Mistakes Equality Florida: https://www.eqfl.org/ VR Link: https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/xs2ky4ouy3vnvgs42dc9l/Dragonfire_trailer.mp4?rlkey=jiexk22u11p8dzb8o11sgv1jw&st=bqil367t&dl=0

It may be early September, but we haven’t forgotten what this autumnal season is all about. That’s right, Harvest Christ. He’s here to teach us about everything but air, blinking, and sin! This includes deep John Cena lore, how to hide in public, and putting up your own personal anti-bus stop. Suggested talking points: Love Affair with the Spot on the Floor, Written But Real, Zero Goose Guarantee, Gourd Slurry Equality Florida: https://www.eqfl.org/

From the Squad-carrying acoustics of the Atlanta Symphony Hall in Atlanta, it’s your go-to conduit for the monoculture, so long as all you care about culturally is Wonka and/or the Joker. Get your daily boost and join us as we make slam dunks in the answer hole! Suggested talking points: A Toilet with Width Depth and Height, Lossless Farting Audio, Tatooine the Planet, I Am Not an Oboe, Vile Sticky Nonchocolate, Go Piss Girl, The Big Bin of Grapes in Your Mind Equality Florida: https://www.eqfl.org/