Bonus: Porn and Poxy Partners

Brenda has been feeling very uncomfortable during a trip to the cinema, while Julie has been wondering why she isn’t her best friend’s best friend on snapchat. There's chat about burglaries, robberies and haphazard home defences – and your messages bring us a lot of intriguing stories about home security, from a well-hung coat to charging at the intruder in your underwear. Brenda is telling Julie she needs to try a bit of originality with her dog naming, and Julie is happy to admit that she’d take a man who can hang a shelf above pretty much all else in life.

One listener gets in touch to tell us about a deeply unpleasant experience while breastfeeding in public, and we hear from another who has found herself in a relationship with a man with a lot of red flags. Send your dilemmas to LOR@GoLoudNow.com

How big of an age gap is too big? Brenda reveals that she fancies a 65 year old, yet when it came to revealing her own age to Anton, she couldn't help but shave a few years off. Especially when she found out he was so much younger... Julie meanwhile tries to offer assistance to a listener who is very much in love, but at different life stages to her partner. The girls also chat about their big night out at the podcast awards and their difficulties sharing a hotel room - including their inability to use the en suite for anything more than a wee! But it's a more common concern than they thought, with lots of listeners sharing their own tales of toilet related trips to the hotel lobby and beyond. Get in touch on LOR@GoLoudNow.com.

Is this listener overreacting to finding a new condom in her boyfriends wallet when they don't use them? And should she be concerned about the torn edge that suggests he was in a hurry ripping it off? Julie and Brenda discuss and even take a trip down memory lane to a time when Brenda was told that a cleaner took the condoms from her boyfriends room. They also hear from a new mom who is struggling to get along with her boyfriend who ignores her and keeps calling her cranky and a grumpy bitch. Her family love him and her friends have become more distant as she's the first to have a baby which leaves her turning to Julie and Brenda for advice. Send your dilemmas to LOR@GoLoudNow.com

Brenda thought her trip to Tenerife would be nice and relaxing - But little did she know what was to come! Her dreamy Italian Paulo turned into an entitled nightmare, but thankfully, one of the hotel workers, Anton, was there to lift her spirits and make sparks fly. Julie was feeling sparks too with her Tinder date, and won't make the same mistakes again so she was open with him that she'd rather he got to know her in person rather than through her online presence. All seemed to be going well until he told her she has a face like the back of the bus! Get in touch on LOR@GoLoudNow.com!