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Phineas the Fool, the most famous court jester in Foon, is very serious when he's off the clock. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Phineas the Fool: Jonathan Coulton Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Associate Producer: Anna Havermann Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Editor: Garrett Schultz Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Theme Music: Andy Poland New T-Shirts in the Merch Store! You can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/magictavern for only $5 per month. Want to gift someone a Magic Tavern Patreon membership? You can right now at this link! Follow us on Bsky, Instagram and YouTube! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A return to Nibblebottom finds Blemish running the tavern the Strange Familiar. And he's not doing great. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Blemish: Martin Wilson Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Associate Producer: Anna Havermann Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Editor: Tony Gullick Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Theme Music: Andy Poland New T-Shirts in the Merch Store! You can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/magictavern for only $5 per month. Want to gift someone a Magic Tavern Patreon membership? You can right now at this link! Follow us on Bsky, Instagram and YouTube! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hildy the ancient turtle is back and she's mad at her children for putting her in an Assisted Thriving Community. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Hildy Shiblin: Olivia Nielsen Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Associate Producer: Anna Havermann Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Editor: Stephen Dranger Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Theme Music: Andy Poland New T-Shirts in the Merch Store! You can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/magictavern for only $5 per month. Want to gift someone a Magic Tavern Patreon membership? You can right now at this link! Follow us on Bsky, Instagram and YouTube! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

DeMonte the talking crossbow is back and starting a juice business. Also, Usidore is acting strange. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young DeMonte the Talking Crossbow: Colton Dunn Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Associate Producer: Anna Havermann Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Editor: Anna Havermann Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Theme Music: Andy Poland New T-Shirts in the Merch Store! You can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/magictavern for only $5 per month. Want to gift someone a Magic Tavern Patreon membership? You can right now at this link! Follow us on Bsky, Instagram and YouTube! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Gianessa, the overworked mayor, considers future plans for Hogsface. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Gianessa: Dana Quercioli Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Associate Producer: Anna Havermann Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Editor: Garrett Schultz Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Theme Music: Andy Poland New T-Shirts in the Merch Store! You can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/magictavern for only $5 per month. Want to gift someone a Magic Tavern Patreon membership? You can right now at this link! Follow us on Bsky, Instagram and YouTube! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.