S10 EP27: Sally Phillips (Video Edition)

Justin Hawkins is on board! 🤘 The Darkness frontman joins Alan for a very entertaining flight, talking about touring, life in Switzerland, his famously transformed teeth, holidaying with Lady Gaga on her private jet, vegan travel, his love of bleak seaside towns and why he’d happily spend his final years in Lowestoft. Plus, Alan and Justin revisit their disastrous water-skiing days, debate the joys of arena touring and get into the strange world of airport security and discuss whether they'll spend Christmas together. The Darkness Crock of Hits is out on 27th November, followed by their arena tour later this year. https://www.thedarknesslive.com/tour-dates/ Subscribe and join us for the flight!  00:00 Welcome aboard Justin Hawkins01:22 Alan and Justin’s disastrous water-skiing02:29 The infamous Celebrity Ding Dong03:43 What kind of traveller is Justin?05:03 Justin’s secret to being good at darts06:57 The ape index08:06 Justin’s life in Switzerland10:47 Life on tour vs life at home11:29 The beauty of Ascona12:27 Justin’s fear of climbing13:37 The Darkness are going on tour14:29 Crock of Hits15:34 Justin’s famous teeth16:24 Why Justin fixed his teeth19:17 Alan’s traumatic dental history20:30 The Darkness arena tour22:26 Justin’s headstand disaster24:06 Holidaying with Lady Gaga24:22 Lady Gaga’s private jet to Amsterdam25:24 The challenges of being vegan abroad27:41 Justin’s happy place28:50 Why Justin loves Lowestoft29:58 Eden Rock in Cap d’Antibes30:33 The Quick Fire round 34:11 Goodbye Justin Hawkins #LifesABeachPodcast #AlanCarr #JustinHawkins #TheDarkness #CrockOfHits #TheDarknessTour #Podcast #Travel #AlanCarrPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Daniel Foxx joins Alan Carr on Life’s A Beach fresh from his sell-out Edinburgh Fringe run - and he’s got stories. From travelling like a “middle-aged mum” and discovering a very particular lesbian ice creamery in Melbourne, to spotting Prue Leith and Paul Hollywood in business class, Daniel has a lot to report. There’s also his new book, Fairytales for Privileged Children, the inside scoop from nannies working for ultra-rich families, and his split from his professional wrestler ex, which features highly in his new show How Lovely. Plus: how to get an upgrade, why you can't eat your feelings in Bali and the exact circumstances under which Daniel would join the Mile High Club. Daniel Foxx’s How Lovely is on tour now https://linktr.ee/danielfoxxtour, and Fairytales for Privileged Children is out this month https://sl1nk.com/j9c9ubx. 00:00 Welcome aboard with Daniel Foxx01:58 What kind of traveller is Daniel?02:11 The lesbian ice creamery in Melbourne03:55 Melbourne vs Sydney04:34 Why are all the gays doing active holidays?05:02 Daniel is a “middle-aged mum” traveller06:04 The ultimate La Creuset obsession07:29 Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo08:53 Fairy Tales for Privileged Children09:35 The ridiculous names Daniel hears in North London10:26 What kind of dad would Daniel be?11:24 Inside the world of ultra-rich families12:03 Daniel’s airport red flags12:37 The one time Daniel flew business class12:37 Sitting behind Prue Leith and Paul Hollywood14:44 The mysterious world of airport cigarettes16:27 Remember when people smoked on planes?16:49 "How Lovely” and Edinburgh Fringe17:49 Daniel’s professional wrestler ex19:02 His ex’s new relationship20:06 Dating apps, fish photos and unsolicited messages22:02 Daniel’s tips for New York23:07 How to get an upgrade on a flight25:18 Prue Leith’s very specific demands on a flight27:25 The most obvious product placement ever28:05 Daniel’s celebrity cruise encounter31:27 Daniel’s disastrous Eat Pray Love trip to Bali34:02 Daniel’s childhood holiday flirtations35:16 The quick fire round37:16 Thanks for flying Life’s A Beach #LifesABeach #AlanCarr #DanielFoxx #Comedy #StandUpComedy #TravelPodcast #FunnyPodcast #EdinburghFringe #HowLovely #FairyTalesForPrivilegedChildren Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Patrick Brammall is on board! And things get a little...steamy. The star of Colin From Accounts and Apple TV+’s brand-new addictive thriller Last Seen joins Alan for a gloriously chaotic flight - from his disastrous attempt at having a holiday in Maui with two kids under five, to his dog Walter’s jet lag, his love of Australia, and the time his daughter was sick on a plane right in front of rugby legend Andrew Johns. Plus: business class “raw dogging”, staying at Claridge’s, why Colin From Accounts deliberately avoids the Sydney postcard clichés, and how Patrick went from comedy to the seriously dark world of Last Seen. And they chat about the NTAs pre-attending. (Congratulations Alan!) Fasten your seatbelts! It's one hell of a flight. Watch Last Seen on Apple TV+ and catch Season 3 of Colin From Accounts now! https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episodes/p0f255x9/colin-from-accounts  https://tv.apple.com/gb/show/last-seen/umc.cmc.4pbw9c936a4pigdvsg23u2bsa 00:00 Welcome aboard Patrick Brammall! 00:45 Patrick meets Rita the dog01:48 The Golden Girls obsession02:30 Is Alan Crazy Frog?!02:53 What kind of traveller is Patrick?03:49 Patrick’s love of England04:39 His 1994 gap year in the UK05:39 From Colin From Accounts to Last Seen06:48 Patrick’s electrifying turn in Last Seen07:46 Making Last Seen for Apple TV+08:29 How Patrick landed the role09:00 The audition that involved being tied up 12:17 Changing Ends and Alan’s NTA hopes and Alan's tv catchphrase14:20 Writing Changing Ends with Gabby Best15:06 Patrick and Harriet’s creative partnership16:19 Why American sitcoms take forever17:28 What makes Colin From Accounts feel so Australian18:07 Why they avoided Sydney’s famous landmarks19:31 Patrick’s dog Walter suffered jet lag20:54 Alan and Patrick lose the plot21:04 Patrick’s “holiday” in Maui with two kids22:07 Rawdogging in business class23:51 What Patrick does when he’s in London24:45 Has Patrick ever spotted a celebrity on holiday?25:26 His daughter was sick on a plane… in front of Andrew Johns26:44 Patrick’s dream place to be at 10027:54 QUICK FIRE: Beach or pool?28:24 Bondi or Venice Beach?29:05 Has Patrick ever seen a shark?29:55 Thanks for flying with us, Patrick!30:23 That’s Life’s A Beach!  #LifesABeach #AlanCarr #PatrickBrammall #ColinFromAccounts #LastSeen #AppleTV #Comedy #Travel #Podcast #AlanCarrPodcast #HarrietDyer #Australia #NTAs Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME ABOARD ALAN AIR!  This week, Captain Carr is joined by the brilliant Judi Love!  Judi takes us from her first ever flight (which involved a full-size iron setting off a security alert) to getting completely naked in a Swiss spa, falling flat on her face in Santorini, wild holidays with her girls and why Jamaica is her ultimate happy place. Plus: holiday romances, celeb spotting, travelling solo, her upcoming New York shows and the philosophy behind why comedians need to actually LIVE life. And yes… Alan Air is now officially in the skies. Please keep your tray tables up and your emotional baggage safely stowed. 🎤 Judi Love is currently on tour with All About The Love, including two dates at Soho Playhouse in New York on 6 & 7 November. https://judilove.co.uk/tour 00:00 Welcome Aboard Alan Air!00:44 Judi Love is on board!01:25 Judi’s first ever holiday03:04 Judi’s first ever flight… and THAT iron 05:06 Solo travel & the Swiss adventure07:48 The naked Swiss spa08:41 “Get your naked ass in that water!” 09:13 Why going nude was so liberating11:21 Can holidays ruin friendships?12:47 The girls’ holiday in Santorini15:04 Falling flat on her face at 6am 16:01 Judi's philosophical thoughts on “making it”16:38 Family, Jamaica & breaking the cycle18:41 Why Judi LOVES Jamaican food19:10 Has Judi ever had a holiday romance? 20:41 Lady parts names21:28 Celebrity spotting on holiday23:01 Judi’s taking her tour to New York! 25:21 More UK tour dates revealed26:15 Why comedians need to LIVE life28:16 Where does Judi want to be at 100? Spoiler alert - everywhere!32:13 Alan Air Quick Fire34:03 Thank you for flying Alan Air! #LifesABeach #AlanCarr #JudiLove #AlanAir #TravelPodcast #TravelStories #ComedyPodcast #JudiLoveComedy #AlanCarrPodcast #HolidayStories #TravelComedy #AllAboutTheLove #StandUpComedy  A 'Keep It Light Media' Production  Sales, advertising, and general enquiries: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is the kast episode of the series - see you very soon for series 11!! Daniel Sloss is on board!Daniel joins Captain Alan for a very entertaining journey through his travel history - from childhood holidays to Disney World Florida, getting on a flight with mumps, and the realities of travelling the world as a comedian.Daniel reveals what it’s like touring internationally, how travel opens your mind, and the rather unexpected travel advice he’s been given to get airline staff on side. Plus Daniel’s naughty mile high story.And, as ever, there’s plenty of emotional baggage to collect at the carousel.00:05 Daniel Sloss is on board!
00:36 Daniel’s life in Edinburgh
01:03 Daniel’s earliest travel memory
01:38 His mum’s extraordinary job
01:45 Childhood holidays & Disney World Florida
02:00 The mumps incident
06:00 Travelling with mumps
08:25 Is travelling still fun when you're a touring comedian?
09:00 The reality of touring Europe
10:00 Daniel’s travel routine
12:00 Favourite places to perform
15:00 Travel nightmares & missed flights
18:00 Daniel’s ideal holiday
21:00 Where would Daniel go tomorrow?
24:00 Daniel’s dream travel companion
28:34 Quickfire!
28:40 Travel pillow: essential or bollocks?
28:48 Al Carr or Alcatraz?
29:03 Full Moon Party or Full English?
29:16 Mile high - definitely not too shy29:24 Is Daniel a good tipper?
29:42 Collect your emotional baggage!#DanielSloss #LifeAsABeach #AlanCarr #TravelPodcast #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #TravelStories #Comedian #Edinburgh #EdinburghFringe #Holiday Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices