MBMBaM 774: Bear No Skyver

Live from frisbee-flinging St. Paul, we’ve got all our best tips and tricks for all aspects of your life! Yes, any piece of advice here can be applied to the universal problems you or anyone might be facing! Problems like a breakfast-less pantry, what to do when your boss’ butt is on TV, or how to present thirty pinball machines, we have the answers for you! Suggested talking points: French That Ace, You Can Laugh Whenever You Want, Finfluencer, Real Human Buttskin, JK J Jonah Jameson Simmons, 2-Factor Authentication Poop World Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/

What’s up, console cowboys, we’ve got a new brain dance from the McElFreaks! Live from Sacramento, we’re jacking in to the system to talk about turtle-on-turtle action, the Entourage multiverse, and ghost cats. Suggested talking points: Pockets of a Small Boy, Ask the Plane to Make a Special Stop, Travitas, The Ariroboros Theory, Little Scary Doll Song, Ghost Gap Year Immigrant Defenders Law Center: https://www.immdef.org/

We'll be the ones brave enough to say it: Donkey Kong's office behavior is unprofessional, and James shouldn't be bringing that energy to the workplace. This week we're helping you through all sorts of sticky situations, including deflecting your barber's house pig soft sell, disguising your flatulent footwear, and literally begging a flight attendant to let you go to the bathroom. Suggested talking points: James Kong, Bad Pigs Only, That’s Life, Lazlo’s Hierarchy of Needs, Empty Unglazed Shell, I Left My Wallet in California Immigrant Defenders Law Center: https://www.immdef.org/

Live, ten minutes from Disneyland at the Grove Theater, we're bringing class and superhero merch to answer California's most pressing questions about friends and nemeses, good neighbors, and drawing photorealistic pictures. Why do you need to know what we look like? Suggested talking points: Scoop of Papa, The Enthusiastic Yelp of a Power Washer, OGG Farts, Pirate Radio Snack Wraps, Scareacter, Next Iteration of Mess Immigrant Defenders Law Center: https://www.immdef.org/

We’ve gotten chosen to participate in some extreme versions of children’s playground games. But not the stuff you’re used to, like licking wafers. We’re talking games like zoo jogging, wing sauce mixology, and sneaking into Baskin Robbins after dark. Suggested talking points: Squid Game Den Mom, Deadly Cornhole, Five Nights at Louvries, Sydney Sweeney Todd, Gesticulatory Excitement Immigrant Defenders Law Center: https://www.immdef.org/