!Beard Quest!/The New Class Pet (feat. Zoe Jarman)
19 January 2023 - 38 minsThe Story Pirates get a visit from their dentist (Zoe Jarman). Featuring two new stories: “!Beard Quest!”, an action-packed adventure about a beard desperate to return to the Greek god he belongs to, written by James, an 11 year old from the UK, and “The New Class Pet,” the chronicle of one class’ mission to name their new guinea pig, written by an 8 year old from Ohio named Noel.
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47 mins
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Bob’s Impossible Pants/The Weird Inventor (feat. Matt Oberg)
The crew discovers a world traveler (Matt Oberg) who believes it’s still the year 1999.
44 mins
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