MBMBaM 609: Face 2 Face: Thirty to Forty Ghosts

After almost 800 episodes we finally make the big reveal that this has actually been a yo-yo-ing podcast the entire time. We talk in-depth about these orbs and demonstrate neat tricks like the Batman Punch, The Cilantro Grab, and the Crayon Saturn. Suggested talking points: Realtime Youtube Metrics, Let Me Finish Turning on Our Religious Upbringing, Armed Farm Guards, Upside-down Apple, Crying at the Wendy's Drive-Thru Border Angels: https://www.borderangels.org/

Live from Salt Lake City, we’re here to turn Justin’s worst day into the best day ever with the beautiful Kingsbury Hall and some great advice about how to rebrand your grandmas, amusing your bouche, and art heists. Suggested talking points: Recreational Poisoning, Neighbor Cuck Dog, My Christmas Is Inside You, Unaccompanied Crustacean, The Great Peabo Border Angels: https://www.borderangels.org/

Fall is in the air, and that means risking our lives for pumpkins and locking up apples in boxes until they turn into iPhones. But it also means a very special report on a certain actor’s illustrious career, from Jumanji to Moana. Suggested talking points: Petey Pupper Puller, Pumpkin Martyr, McConaughey Trademarked Filler Words, Lewd Stitch Memorabilia, Why Are You Doing a Whole Salad About It Border Angels: https://www.borderangels.org/

We here at MBMBaM strive to be on the cutting edge of culture, and this week we're breaking out all the stops. We've got everything from rare Dirty-era Christina Aguilera collectible ducks, innovations in the novelty popsicle industry, and a brave and bold new concept in brand eating: dipping chicken tenders in sauces. But before we dig in, we have to ask... do YOU like Wendy's? Suggested talking points: Every Bear a Citizen, Tank Town For Kids, Burner Ducks, The Episode the Music Died Border Angels: https://www.borderangels.org/

Introducing TravNation points, which can be exchanged for prizes! You earn points by doing things like slyly learning to ride a unicycle, dressing up a concrete goose, and gushin’ up those lanternflies. Sorry, there are not enough hacky sacks to go around, those are first come, first served. Suggested talking points: Two Ears and One Mouth, You Miss All the Pigs You Don't Buy, Living Cheesily, Words That are CGI'd In Border Angels: https://www.borderangels.org/