Mike Sheep

You better believe Mr Marcus Speller’s ears pricked up at this one. Our very own member of the Strikers’ Union is joined by Jim and David to take the temperature of the current centre-forward situation in the Premier League. Could the out-and-out number nine really be back? Plus, which clubs besides Manchester United would we like to see get the All or Nothing treatment? And could Marcus polish off as many Mr Kipling Battenbergs as Erling Haaland will score league goals this term? These and more questions are being answered right here, right now. It’s that time of year again, please vote for us in the “Podcast of the Year” category in this year’s FSAs. VOTE HERE. Get your special discount on a limited number of special Football Ramble kits, designed by our friends at Admiral. Click HERE and use the code RAMBLER20 at checkout to get yours before they go! Find us on Bluesky, X, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube, and email us here: [email protected]. The Football Ramble, the original and best football podcast. No cliches. No ex-pros like Peter Crouch or The Rest is Football. Just the funniest football conversation out there. Your guardian for the season, daily not weekly. Stick to the Ramble, totally. Choose the Ramble vs everyone else. Brand new podcasts every single weekday throughout the Premier League and Champions League season, covering Arsenal, Aston Villa, Bournemouth, Brentford, Brighton, Chelsea, Coventry City, Crystal Palace, Everton, Fulham, Hull City, Ipswich Town, Leeds United, Liverpool, Man City, Manchester United, Newcastle United, Nottingham Forest, Sunderland and Spurs.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ladies and gentlemen, for your viewing pleasure: Manchester United Athletic Football Club FC. Calamitous and captivating in equally terrifying measure. Marcus, Jim and David pick through the wreckage of the game of the season so far and blast through plenty of other Barclays action. Pierre Sage looks destined for the chop, Sunderland are so back (they’re not) and Liam Delap’s finally pulling up tricky trees. Plus, wonderful scenes from across the FA Cup first round! It’s that time of year again, please vote for us in the “Podcast of the Year” category in this year’s FSAs. VOTE HERE. Get your special discount on a limited number of special Football Ramble kits, designed by our friends at Admiral. Click HERE and use the code RAMBLER20 at checkout to get yours before they go! Find us on Bluesky, X, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube, and email us here: [email protected]. The Football Ramble, the original and best football podcast. No cliches. No ex-pros like Peter Crouch or The Rest is Football. Just the funniest football conversation out there. Your guardian for the season, daily not weekly. Stick to the Ramble, totally. Choose the Ramble vs everyone else. Brand new podcasts every single weekday throughout the Premier League and Champions League season, covering Arsenal, Aston Villa, Bournemouth, Brentford, Brighton, Chelsea, Coventry City, Crystal Palace, Everton, Fulham, Hull City, Ipswich Town, Leeds United, Liverpool, Man City, Manchester United, Newcastle United, Nottingham Forest, Sunderland and Spurs.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After a gruesome battle to win the belt, Jim is residing away from the conflict at the Ramble Intercontinental Senate, and it's heating up at home. Donaco's fingers are firmly on the buttons for a triple threat between Spelgium, The Luke Nation and The Ehantharjah Empire. The three amigos. LET'S PLAY JACKS! It’s that time of year again, please vote for us in the “Podcast of the Year” category in this year’s FSAs. VOTE HERE. Get your special discount on a limited number of special Football Ramble kits, designed by our friends at Admiral. Click HERE and use the code RAMBLER20 at checkout to get yours before they go! Find us on Bluesky, X, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube, and email us here: [email protected]. The Football Ramble, the original and best football podcast. No cliches. No ex-pros like Peter Crouch or The Rest is Football. Just the funniest football conversation out there. Your guardian for the season, daily not weekly. Stick to the Ramble, totally. Choose the Ramble vs everyone else. Brand new podcasts every single weekday throughout the Premier League and Champions League season, covering Arsenal, Aston Villa, Bournemouth, Brentford, Brighton, Chelsea, Coventry City, Crystal Palace, Everton, Fulham, Hull City, Ipswich Town, Leeds United, Liverpool, Man City, Manchester United, Newcastle United, Nottingham Forest, Sunderland and Spurs.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, a Newcastle player gets caught with a bow and arrow, 53 red cards in a single game in Brazil, Cristiano Ronaldo retires from international football and Josh King receives his first England call-up. You know you don’t want to miss this. Join Marcus, Luke, Pete and Vish for the Preview Show. It’s that time of year again, please vote for us in the “Podcast of the Year” category in this year’s FSAs. VOTE HERE. Get your special discount on a limited number of special Football Ramble kits, designed by our friends at Admiral. Click HERE and use the code RAMBLER20 at checkout to get yours before they go! Find us on Bluesky, X, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube, and email us here: [email protected]. The Football Ramble, the original and best football podcast. No cliches. No ex-pros like Peter Crouch or The Rest is Football. Just the funniest football conversation out there. Your guardian for the season, daily not weekly. Stick to the Ramble, totally. Choose the Ramble vs everyone else. Brand new podcasts every single weekday throughout the Premier League and Champions League season, covering Arsenal, Aston Villa, Bournemouth, Brentford, Brighton, Chelsea, Coventry City, Crystal Palace, Everton, Fulham, Hull City, Ipswich Town, Leeds United, Liverpool, Man City, Manchester United, Newcastle United, Nottingham Forest, Sunderland and Spurs.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There was a miracle (of sorts) in Istanbul last night and Pete, Luke and Vish, aka The Scuff Boys, are here to break it all down. Elsewhere, Erling Haaland does his thing and scores a crucial goal and Mikel Arteta does his thing by talking about his hard drives again. Get your special discount on a limited number of special Football Ramble kits, designed by our friends at Admiral. Click HERE and use the code RAMBLER20 at checkout to get yours before they go! Find us on Bluesky, X, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube, and email us here: [email protected]. Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: https://www.patreon.com/footballramble. The Football Ramble, the original and best football podcast. No cliches. No ex-pros like Peter Crouch or The Rest is Football. Just the funniest football conversation out there. Your guardian for the season, daily not weekly. Stick to the Ramble, totally. Choose the Ramble vs everyone else. Brand new podcasts every single weekday throughout the Premier League and Champions League season, covering Arsenal, Aston Villa, Bournemouth, Brentford, Brighton, Chelsea, Coventry City, Crystal Palace, Everton, Fulham, Hull City, Ipswich Town, Leeds United, Liverpool, Man City, Manchester United, Newcastle United, Nottingham Forest, Sunderland and Spurs.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.