MBMBaM 838: Five Increasingly Less-Convincing Feed-the-Birds Ladies

Dear podcast diary, At least one of us is using this medium as a place to put all our feelings and thoughts about everything, like Kid Rock's new terrible songs, useless but impressive sports skills, and our favorite puppets. But that doesn't mean we know what episode number this is! Love you like a sister! Suggested talking points: Detroit Shlock Shitty, Can't Suck Up Front, My Son, The Sock Puppet, The Lola Bunny Donut Can't Be Real Center for Reproductive Rights: https://reproductiverights.org/

We’ve got company coming over to talk about pizza mascots, so it’s super important we get everything done TONIGHT. We gotta fit it all in: figuring out why Pitbull never got into crypto, special pumpkin carving projects, and crafting home-spun armor. Suggsted Talking Points: Pitbull Worldwide, Esq., I’m An Actual Dog, Store is Square Space, Crocheted Crotch Guard Jordan Keyes: https://www.youtube.com/@itskeyes Center for Reproductive Rights: https://reproductiverights.org/

Today we’ll be your Funcierge, here to guide you through our entertainment show experience! It’s not quite a game show, but we do have a number of thrilling challenges for you to enjoy, like playing big connect four, trying to explain what you do for a living to strangers, and naming literally any historical event at all! Suggested Talking Points: World Record in Elephant Toothpaste, YouTuber Ocean’s Eleven, One-Man Couples Costume, Thirty Travises or One Thirty-Times Travis Center for Reproductive Rights: https://reproductiverights.org/

We’re finally transforming from Talk-Boys into Talk MEN! That means we can finally get ads from the downstairs razor company and answer all your questions about big boy topics! Like pissing yourself in a race car, counting eggs, and the classic movie monster Lil’ Pinhead. Suggested talking points: Quantum Mandela, We're Not a Chess Family, I'm Not as Egg-Resistant as Gaston, It's Always Mouth Stuff with Griffin, Unlicensed Scaring Center for Reproductive Rights: https://reproductiverights.org/

Here on MBMBaM we’re always looking for little ways to improve your life, like shot-putting children, building castles on steak, or easily acquiring a lifetime supply of money. Also this episode is our living will, so note that down. Suggested talking points: Lick the Walls You Dirty Dogs, The Big Sticky Mess ™, I Wanna Trunch, Adults Are Off Nuggs Midwest Food Bank: https://midwestfoodbank.org/disaster-relief/