Hot Mess-Terpiece Theatre

Jolenta and Laura recap all of the recent housewives episodes except the profoundly boring RHOC reunion. Buckle up and explore all the issues tackled this week, like: shielding kids from things that are inevitably going to appear on TV, Eddie taking the fall, moms siding with husbands in multiple franchises, Daisy’s actual name, great editing that shows how much Sai really yelled, whether or not the person yelling Carole was a reenactment, Angie’s supportive dad, what Bronwyn lies about and much more. Finish up your singing lesson with Lisa and get ready to listen to a great show! HMT Insta Jolenta’s Insta Laura’s Insta Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jolenta and Laura recap all of the recent housewives episodes and discuss all the major topics like: Symmetrical houses, Tia’s mom’s visit, Erin’s parenting journey, Daisy being mentioned in the E files, Carole’s treacherous stairs, why some houses have bars on windows, what a Jupiter Year is, Britani’s candy hair, Mary’s flowers, and the current price of second hand Sky tops. Eat your sushi and settle in for a good listen. HMT Insta Jolenta’s Insta Laura’s Insta Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jolenta and Laura recap almost all the real housewives episodes from last week - minus OC because of technical issues. All your favorite subjects will be covered like Karen’s sobriety, Wendy’s mother’s intentions, what Tia’s husband is dressed like, Erin’s connection to the gossip blogs, Hailey making stoners feel seen, the cost of an apology from Lisa, Mary’s boss dress code, and much more. Quit asking who Sofia is and take a listen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jolenta and Laura tackle all of last week’s Real Housewives episodes. They discuss pressing issues like what does Ashley see in Josh? Is Wendy blaming happy Eddie for all their legal issues? How did Carole hear about Sai’s divorce before it hit the press but never hear about Epstein? Does Lisa actually think she sounds like Beyonce? And did Vicki eat anything while in Japan. Plus Laura tells us how much that private island coffee maker cost and Jolenta gives a short lecture on why capybaras are great. HMT Insta Jolenta’s Insta Laura’s Insta Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jolenta and Laura recap and comment on the latest episodes of Real Housewives of New York, Salt Lake City, and Orange County (don’t worry Potomac starts next week for them). Many curiosities are discussed like the fact that our private island is used as a high level corporate retreat location, Carole’s love of a good sock, Vicki’s aversion to raw fish, Angie’s family bed, Britani’s LLC sleuthing, and Jolenta’s trip to the vibrator museum. Don’t be tardy to this party, babes - and don’t be fleck-less. HMT INSTA Jolenta’s INSTA Laura’s INSTA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices